Weekdays aside, my choice of clothes on the weekends tends to be biased on the side of “function” rather than “form.” In short, my pants need to have a lot of pockets; either that or I need to make my tool belt into a viable fashion accessory.

Case in point, by the end of the day I can usually find the following things stuffed in my pockets; phone, wallet, her phone, her wallet, keys, her keys, pacifier(s), finished lollipop sticks, many dirty tissues, a dog toy, random pieces of hardware (screws, zip ties, bolts, etc.), that button battery I picked up off the floor before Junior consumed it, etc.

Second only to the local Army/Navy Store, I have found there are some pretty cool 511 Shorts and Shirts at LAPoliceGear.Com. Sure they look like regular cargo shorts, but they have a couple secret compartments that would please the Maxwell Smart in you.