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Smart Ass Thongs for the Wife

Here’s a gift concept that guys can wrap there heads around, thongs for the wife with snarky things written on them. Brings new terms to the idea of “back talk.” Some of the quips that really “speak to me” are;

• “Something Blue” (newlywed),
• “Eye Candy”,
• “Ooh La La”
• “Yummy Mummy,” and of course,
• “Bottoms Up”

You now some marketing brain-child is going to turn this into the next billboard concept. All eyes are on them anyways (the thongs not the marketing brain-child).

Here’s the hard sell when she opens it up and throws you the Look;

a thong with the perfect rise for comfort, a cut to fit and flatter and surged edges so there are no visible panty lines under any clothing. Made from 90% polyamide, 10% spandex, with a 100% cotton gusset, they feel like butter on the skin.”

But I know what’s going on, all you hear is, “blah, blah, blah, blah, feels like butter.” You can thank me later.

$20 bucks (+ shipping) @ Say It With Undies