Bullet-proof your baby
Whether you’re vacationing in Kabul or taking a family cruise off the coast of Somalia you will be prepared for any untimely attacks with this innovative line of bullet-proof baby products. You will find gems like, Baby’s First Riot Helmet. This model features an optically clear, UV resistant, polycarbonate face shield with an integrally molded liquid seal.
For the smart urban baby, there’s the Heavy weight Bulllet Proof Stroller provides 100% protection against all modern ballistics including Armor Piercing rounds. It’s heavy enough to maintain stability even under a heavy barrage, and yet has light steering enabling the stroller to turn on a dime if required. If you have any doubts, check out their demonstration video on their website. I’m sold!
