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Gangsta Rap coloring book

The Gangsta Rap Coloring Book is just as it sounds: a series of images in thick black lines of the most popular gangsta rappers from hip-hop. The juxtaposition of hard-core thugs portrayed through a children’s medium made this book an underground hit in Aye Jay Moreno’s first, More »

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Baby’s First Gas Mask

My First Gas Mask consists of a hood, backboard & powered air purifying system designed for young children 3 months to 3 years of age. A specially designed filter with low breathing resistance is connected to a powered blower which pushes air through the canister, creating positive air pressure within the hood.

This is the safest & most practical way to protect an infant as the positive pressure prevents leakage through any gaps that may exist. The parent can also feed the infant using the included bottle without compromising the suit’s protective seal.

Currently OUT-OF-STOCK @ BulletProofBaby.Com

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My Beautiful Mommy is a new self-published kids book about plastic surgery. It was written by Michael Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon in Bal Harbour, Florida. Mr. Salzhauer says he cooked the idea up to help parents explain cosmetic procedures to their children.

“My Beautiful Mommy” is aimed at kids ages four to seven and features a plastic surgeon named Dr. Michael (a musclebound superhero type) and a girl whose mother gets a tummy tuck, a nose job and breast implants. Before her surgery the mom explains that she is getting a smaller tummy: “You see, as I got older, my body stretched and I couldn’t fit into my clothes anymore. Dr. Michael is going to help fix that and make me feel better.” Mom comes home looking like a slightly bruised Barbie doll with demure bandages on her nose and around her waist. ~Newsweek Article

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