And Now For A Moment of Zen…
Who’s Your Daddy?
No really, I want to know, who is your father, kid?
DNA Paternity Test.
3-5 Business Days. 99.99%.
(Via IdentiGene)
Tags: funny, health
Bullet-Proof Crib
“The bullet proof baby crib is the ultimate in home protection for your child. The crib employs Ballistic Absorption Barriers or BABS. These barriers will absorb ammunition from rifles, shrapnel and hand grenades. They also keep your baby comfy and warm because of their outstanding insulating properties. Numerous coatings can be applied to enhance the aesthetics and add UV protection.” ~ BulletProofBaby.Net
Tags: 0-1 year, funny, kids health
Hello Evil Kitty
Understanding Hello Kitty and her peace and love mantra, this modified assault weapon gives us a glimpse of how she maintains order. The most interesting thing about this is – it is an actual gun and to top it off it is a 100% legal gun in the state of California because it uses all the legal features and modifications (non-collapsible stock, plastic pistol grip, etc.).
(Custom Hello Kitty AR-15 Via RifleGear.Com)
Tags: funny
