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Bullet-proof your baby

May 29th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in cool schtuff, tech talk, what's going on??

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Whether you’re vacationing in Kabul or taking a family cruise off the coast of Somalia you will be prepared for any untimely attacks with this innovative line of bullet-proof baby products. You will find gems like, Baby’s First Riot Helmet. This model features More »

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And now for your moment of Zen…

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Fanciful photos of classic juvenile horror from photographer, John Hoffine.

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39 Fantastic Lego Advertisements

March 17th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in cool schtuff, kid stuff, kinda funny

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39 clever Lego advertisement campaigns from around the world.

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A trustworthy GPS tracking device

February 13th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in dad, kinda funny

A Trustworthy GPS Tracking Device
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Sonic Boom Alarm Clock!

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Been changing diapers all night? Working extra hours these days? Now there’s no excuse for not getting up with these Bad Boys! Complete with ground shaking super-charged bed shaker, and turbo-charged 113db extra loud alarm this model is appropriately named the Sonic Bomb SBB500ss AKA “The Bomb” (Sweetheart version for Her pictured above).

How loud is 113db, you ask. Well, here’s some point of reference; a normal conversation is about 60db, a normal alarm clock is about 70db, a football crowd is approximately 110db and your average gunshot is around 150db!

So yes, even if you just got up to change the baby’s diapers and hour and a half ago, you will get up! Good luck sleeping through that blast, Big Guy.

His and hers Sonic Boom Alarms for $42 bucks (+ shipping) 

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And Now For A Moment of Zen…

March 16th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in kinda funny, tech talk, what's going on??
Toddler Cell Phone

That’s right kids, no need to wait until you outgrow those diapers to get a cell phone of your very own. Just ask Dad for the new Zeki cell phone marketed for toddlers. YoungToys of Korea is launching a cell phone marketed down-market, as they like to say. You know, for the younger set.

This is not a toy or walkie talkie dressed up to look like a cell phone (although it has short range walkie-talkie capabilities), it’s a real phone with more functionality than my grown up version.

Features include; audio/video recording, MP3 playback, alarm clocks, downloadable games, and even text messages.

Picture Mom’s cell phone rings;

Mom, “Hello”

Toddler, “Mummy…”

Mom, “Yes?”

Toddler, “I went poo-poo.”

Mom, “Good for you. Baby.”

Toddler, “Mummy…”

Mom, “Yes?”

Toddler, “I need toilet paper…”

Mom, “Where are you, Honey?”

Toddler, “In the bathroom upstairs…”

Mom, “Baby, what did I tell you about using Mommy’s minutes?”

Toddler, “Sorry…” (beat) “Mommy?”

Mom, “Yes?”

Toddler, “I still need toilet paper.”

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